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Kao gradonačelnik Gothama
gradu, imam mnogo obaveza.

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Ali ništa ukusnije od ocjenjivanja
naše godišnje kuhanje čilija.

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Mm.

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Ahh

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Ah! Oh! Ohh!

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Hot! Prevruće! Prevruće!

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Jo.. šala..

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To je Joker!

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- Idemo odavde!
- Hajdemo!

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Vatrogasni alarm, ha-ha!
Jalapeno vatrena usta!

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Ugasit ću ga!

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Stvarno bi trebao
znate bolje, gospodine gradonačelniče.

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Čili uvijek daje plinove.

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Bip

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vroom

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bum

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vroom

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zveket

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vroom.

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ha?

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Batsy?

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Udarac, Judy.

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Swish swish swish.

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Uh!

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Sada otvorite širom i recite, "Ha."

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Zaustavi me ako jesi
čuo ovaj.

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Trebao me zaustaviti.

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'Samo pogledajte batsy i bitsy.'

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Timski rad.

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Rad nogu.

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Želim vlastitog mini-ja.

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Udarac, Judy!

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'Jedite moju prašinu, Šišmiši!'

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Dakle, kakav je plan
skinuti šalu..

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Lijepo je biti dio tima.

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Mora da je lijepo imati
netko da ti čuva leđa.

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Oblikovati po vlastitom uzoru.

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»Pa ako imaš
pomoćnik, batsy'

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I ja želim jednu.

40
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Vas dvoje se ne računate.

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Vi niste pomoćnici.
Vi ste bitange!

42
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Samo negdje znam
vani je Joker Junior

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samo me čeka
uzmi ga pod svoje.

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»Što bi bilo
faktorirana jednadžba'

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dva puta X minus
osam puta X minus pet.

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ljuljam se.

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Odlično, Barbara.

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Smack.

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Smiješan.

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Donnie.

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Sad, tko bi
želite riješiti X?

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Pff-ff-ff.

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Oh, znam! ja
znam, znam! ja znam!

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X je jednako P-U!

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Ajme-ajme.

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Ne, Donnie. X je jednako
tjedan dana pritvora.

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Ajme, gospodine Harmes

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nije li to teška kazna
za razrednog klauna?

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Bože, Donnie, pomislio sam
morao si biti smiješan

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biti razredni klaun.

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Vi ljudi ne znate što je smiješno.

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Samo ću otići negdje gdje oni idu.

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- Bože, to je smiješno?
- Jadno.

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I matematičar
kaže: "X je jednako P-U!"

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'Smrdiš!'

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hej Ti ćeš
propustiti najbolji dio.

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Rekvizitna komedija!

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Hvala. ja ću
biti ovdje cijeli tjedan.

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Mali, jesi
neki pravi potencijal.

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I znam smiješno.

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Srušiti se.

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Ti si, ti si..

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Komičar koji samo želi
nasmijati ljude

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baš kao i ti.

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Kladim se da nitko neće dobiti
ni tvoje šale.

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Umjesto smijeha, ja
obično dobiju pritvor.

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Vidiš, poslat će te u pritvor.

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Poslan sam u
azil. I za što?

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Pokušavajući unijeti malo radosti
u ovaj jadni svijet?

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Donnie, je li?

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Kako biste htjeli
učiti od najboljih?

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Biti moj, uh, šegrt?

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Uh, šegrt?

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Oh, ja, ne znam, ja..

85
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Žvačite ga neko vrijeme.

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Vidjet ćeš me u blizini.

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Tik tik tik.

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Sutra u isto vrijeme, Donnie.

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Siguran sam da ćemo imati
još jedno bure smijeha.

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ššš

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Uhh! Aa-aa! Aah!

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Pusti me dolje! Pusti me dolje!

93
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Aah! Aah! Uhh!

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Spusti me dolje!

95
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To je bilo klasično!

96
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Vidite koliko bismo se mogli zabaviti?

97
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Pridružite se timu Joker.

98
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"Bit će huka."

99
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Mislio sam da bih te mogao pronaći
razmišljajući u ovom dijelu grada.

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Joker će opet napasti.

101
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Pitanje je gdje.

102
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Pa dvije glave
bolji su od jednog

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kada su na različitim tijelima.

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Zveckanje.

105
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A ovo je gdje
magija se događa.

106
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Moja tvornica ideja!

107
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Naprave, izmišljotine
i komične slastice.

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Kao što vidite, igrao sam se

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s dosta hirova.

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opa U raju sam rekvizitske komedije.

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“Osveta je jelo
najbolje poslužen... čili."

112
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Eh, polupečeno
ali blago nadahnuto

113
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cirkusko vatrogasno vozilo hommage.

114
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Nedostajao je onaj klasični Joker
dodir, znaš na što mislim?

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Smišljanje komedije
zlato iz tjedna u tjedan je teško.

116
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Zato je i dobro
dobiti malo nove krvi

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u staroj kući klauna.

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»Gledaj, poznajem te
nikada nisam tražio partnera'

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ali ne želim
biti slobodnjak zauvijek.

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Što će mi trebati
biti tvoj službeni pomoćnik?

121
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Mislim, mogao bih biti bolji
Batgirl ako si me trenirao.

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Morate imati tajno skrovište.

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Zašto se ne možemo družiti
tamo s vremena na vrijeme?

124
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Onda to ne bi bila tajna.

125
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Dobro, dobro, imam
to, shvatio sam, shvatio sam.

126
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Zatim smo krenuli
ogromne domine..

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I wham!

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Poglavica je udaren
u bačvu zelenog želea!

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ha? ha? ha?

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Eh, ne zgrabi me.
Što još imaš?

131
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U redu, policijski banket.

132
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Pokrijte plesnu dvoranu
kat s mišolovkama.

133
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Ne vrišti "Joker."

134
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Policajci tuljani unutra
divovske karte za igranje?

135
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Uh, bio sam tamo, učinio to.

136
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Ogromni labirint križaljke!

137
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Ne, previše zagonetač.

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Hm..

139
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Oh! Uhh! Sjajno.

140
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Žvakaća guma na mojoj cipeli.

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Guma? Cipela?

142
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G-gumica! Oh! Pogodili smo
policija s golemom žvakom!

143
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To bi moglo smetati
gumene patike danima!

144
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I s pravim dodirom

145
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to bi moglo imati
ludi zločinac klaun baklja!

146
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volim to!

147
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Izgradnja! Ormar!

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Ormar?

149
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Ne mogu me vidjeti sa
tako si se obukao.

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ha?

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bam

152
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pow bam bam swish.

153
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Tvoja šala je pala u vodu.

154
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Pa, čekaj
za drugo, batica.

155
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'Kuc, kuc.'

156
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tko je tamo

157
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'Obest.'

158
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Šala koga?

159
00:12:21,004 --> 00:12:24,011
Šala, tvoj novi pomoćnik.

160
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Joker ima pomoćnika?

161
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Oprosti što sam pukla
tvoj mjehurić, batsy.

162
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Vaše je vrijeme da
blistaj, sinko.

163
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Ostani tu, Batmane.

164
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Bum bam.

165
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Sada, Prank, sjeti se čega
Učio sam te u skrovištu.

166
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Bio je u Jokerovom skrovištu?

167
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Zašto nemamo
takav odnos?

168
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Pow bam

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pow.

170
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Prožvakajte ovo.

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bam

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Pokaži mi što imaš, klaune.

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Ohh, odvratno.

174
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Taj smijeh.

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Nema šanse.

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ha?

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bam

178
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Najbolja točka je
onaj koji ne vidiš da dolazi.

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Pow

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pufnuti.

181
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Vidi, Batman!

182
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Moj pomoćnik će uskoro
neka tvoj pomoćnik ode!

183
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Lansiraj, Prank!

184
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Vau, čekaj malo.

185
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Ako to učinim, ona će...

186
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tako je. Hoće
budite hee-haw-zabavni!

187
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Hm..

188
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Nisam siguran da shvaćam.

189
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Povučete ručicu, žvakaća loptica bum.

190
00:15:06,023 --> 00:15:08,985
Goo svuda,
uključujući Batgirl.

191
00:15:09,009 --> 00:15:11,998
Mi se smijemo, oni plaču,
što ne dobiti?

192
00:15:12,022 --> 00:15:14,994
- Uh..
- Komedija je tajming, šala.

193
00:15:15,018 --> 00:15:17,009
'Pa neka kida!'

194
00:15:26,009 --> 00:15:29,986
bum crack crack crack

195
00:15:30,010 --> 00:15:31,989
Htio sam nasmijati ljude

196
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ne povrijediti ih.

197
00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:38,988
Zvuči kao ti i ja
potrebno je uzeti mali odmor.

198
00:15:39,012 --> 00:15:41,009
Ups! Skoro zaboravio.

199
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Pow swish swish

200
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klank bam šištanje.

201
00:15:59,012 --> 00:16:00,986
Donnie treba našu pomoć.

202
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Donnie?

203
00:16:02,015 --> 00:16:04,021
Šala nije kriminalna.
On je kolega iz razreda.

204
00:16:07,004 --> 00:16:07,983
Duga priča.

205
00:16:08,007 --> 00:16:08,994
Nadamo se sretnim završetkom.

206
00:16:09,018 --> 00:16:10,987
Morat ćemo odabrati
Jokerovim tragom.

207
00:16:11,011 --> 00:16:12,985
Pokriveno. Bacio je tragač na njega.

208
00:16:13,009 --> 00:16:15,992
Bip bip bip
Vlasništvo policije Gothama?

209
00:16:16,016 --> 00:16:17,981
Posudila sam tatine.

210
00:16:18,005 --> 00:16:19,999
Kada nemate pristup
u službeni Šišmiš arsenal

211
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ti improviziraš.

212
00:16:26,003 --> 00:16:28,987
Imamo puno toga za napraviti ako očekujete
diplomirati iz klase klaun

213
00:16:29,011 --> 00:16:30,979
'klaunu zločina.'

214
00:16:31,003 --> 00:16:32,982
U tome je stvar, Joker.

215
00:16:33,006 --> 00:16:35,010
Razmišljam možda
Nisam stvoren za ovo.

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- Krivim sebe.
- Stvarno?

217
00:16:39,001 --> 00:16:41,984
Trebao sam znati da je to kostim
a šminka ne bi bila dovoljna.

218
00:16:42,008 --> 00:16:46,994
Ne. Živjeti ulogu,
moraš <i>biti dio.</i>

219
00:16:47,018 --> 00:16:48,988
Što.. Što to znači?

220
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hajde pokazat ću ti.

221
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Uh, gdje idemo?

222
00:17:05,019 --> 00:17:09,022
Na sretno mjesto za
vidjeti samo posebne dečke.

223
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Mjesto gdje je ludnica
rađaju se klaunovi zločina.

224
00:17:17,016 --> 00:17:19,986
Pogledaj dobro moju prošlost

225
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i svoju budućnost.

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Ne!

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Tako je, Pranky.

228
00:17:26,017 --> 00:17:29,007
Vrijeme je za vječne klaunove!

229
00:17:31,015 --> 00:17:33,009
Blub blub blub.

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Bilo je to baš u ovome
kemijska izmišljotina

231
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da sam skupio svoje
klaunovski ten.

232
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A sada je na tebi red.

233
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Aah!

234
00:17:55,013 --> 00:17:55,999
Zašto tako nervozan?

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Mislim, vidi kakav sam ispao.

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Pusti klinca, Joker.

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Pokušavam!

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ha?

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Zgrabi svoju patkicu. Vrijeme je za kupanje.

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Pow

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swish swish clank clank clank.

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Ne mogu izdržati!

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Imam te.

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Ah! Ne pomaže!

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Pow.

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'Batman!'

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Da-aa-ah!

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ha?

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Bio si u pravu, Joker.

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Najbolja točka je
onaj koji ne vidiš da dolazi.

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Znaš... naš odnos
izgleda sve bolje.